joshpeck:

when your friend makes an offensive joke but you don’t want to start anything with them

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macarena-of-time:

IM PISSING MYSELF I WAS IN AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP ON CLUB PENGUIN WHEN I MADE THIS

funkybug:

snailofficial:

agendr:

but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone

The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.

snails are truly upstanding citizens

laughburnscalories:

"hey remember when you liked-"
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"hey remember when you-"
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"hey remember when-"
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readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

dulect:

teacher: I’m really disappointed that you failed the test

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